evolution

I'm guessing 1977? '78? Thirty years later, and I really don't dress too differently.

Awkward high-school years. I had hair. Beautiful, beautiful hair. I have no idea what's up with the balloons, though.

1996, I'm sure of it. Fenway was opened to the public to walk around the field. This is me at the Monster.

1999 @ at the Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan. This is probably the most attractive photo of me ever taken. My gut's sucked in pretty well, and my receding hairline is covered by my hat. And as you'll see from this and two of the pictures below, leaning on railings is clearly my pose of choice. Sexy!

1994 @ PGE Park, Portland OR.

2005 @ Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas, with Ben Affleck's surprisingly Varitek-esque statue.

1995 @ Safeco Field, Seattle WA. The other side of this Jersey is the number 39 with "GREENWELL" spelled out across the shoulders. Thanks, eBay!